The Conservative Herald

Newt on the Issues

Bill Brown — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 00:22:49 +0000

Newt Gingrich is slowly moving up in the polls but he is arguably ahead of the pack on the issues. Here is Newt’s speech and Q&A session at the Iowa Faith and Freedom Coalition.

Gingrich Speech

Gingrich Q&A

Exciting Scientific Advance : New Element Discovered!

Bill Brown — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 18:49:34 +0000

The following is from an unknown author.

Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every action with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

Undocumented Worker?

Bill Brown — Fri, 15 Oct 2010 03:24:59 +0000

What exactly is an undocumented worker? Gloria Allred says that Meg Whitman’s ex-domestic worker is an undocumented worker. When pressed by Sean Hannity last week as to whether this individual was an illegal alien, Allred kept repeating herself that Whitman’s ex-employee was an undocumented worker. Does that mean this undocumented worker is actually a legal resident of the United States? Did her paperwork get lost? How can we not have compassion on this woman? I think we should all give her a few days to find her paperwork. Certainly she’s here legally…right? Or is “undocumented worker” simply a politically correct term to describe an illegal alien? Call me cynical but I think it’s the latter.

Bill Clinton’s Racism and Class Warfare

Bill Brown — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 22:14:12 +0000

Shame on Bill Clinton. He is intentionally fanning the flames of racism and class warfare.

Bill Clinton Warns Tea Party Anger Could Incite Right-Wing Extremism

Always one in the crowd

Bill Brown — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 21:04:24 +0000

A LaRouche Supporter is here. Funny, no SEIU or Obama supporters, but a LaRouchite shows up.

Government theft

Bill Brown — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:25:42 +0000

This sign says it all. Stop government theft!

The Marine Corps is here!

Bill Brown — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:16:47 +0000

Two Marines at the Tea Party on the Bay.

The Media is here

Bill Brown — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 20:12:42 +0000

The media has finally arrived.

Crowds are building

Bill Brown — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:57:37 +0000

The parking spots are filling up and the crowds are building. Conservatives in Maryland. Yeah, it’s happening.

Excited Tea Partier

Bill Brown — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 19:29:30 +0000

I just spoke with Aaron Jones who is helping at the Kent Island Tea Party. Aaron was at the first Maryland Tea Party in Annapolis. Aaron said, “The tea party is about America telling the government to back off.” Aaron says his truck says it all.